Naturally Me

2009-12-06T22:36:00.000-04:00

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

2009-12-06T22:20:00.001-04:00

Time in its aging course teaches all things

2009-12-06T22:16:00.001-04:00

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.

2009-12-06T22:14:00.001-04:00

Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.

2009-12-03T12:34:00.000-04:00

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!"

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

"The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies.

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"

2009-12-03T12:29:00.000-04:00

A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes." To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.ï¿½

The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. "Holy Shit, your baby has a white body," the doctor says. "Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.

The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. "Holy Shit! Your baby has black legs," the doctor said. "Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.

So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ass, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?" The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"

2009-12-03T12:08:00.000-04:00

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

exam stress

2009-12-02T22:12:00.000-04:00

today was stressful i am tired and hoping to get good grades in my exam

2009-12-01T08:03:00.001-04:00

well its monday morning i am back home in trinidad i had fun in st.vincent i woke up this morning wishing i was there still but nevertheless i am back to my hectic life so let my day begin i miss u wez and joey tell uncle hi for me.well i am suppose o have a meeting at 8:30 pay some bills and study for an human resource exam as well as an management in action exam i don't know how i am going to do it but i will.

BEAUTIFUL PICS OF BEQUIA

2009-11-30T16:15:00.000-04:00

the ending of my vacc in st.vincent

2009-11-30T13:04:00.004-04:00

well this is actually my first blog,however today also happens to be my last day in st.Vincent i had a blast here.I think next time i am going to come for a month.St.Vincent is really a beautiful island with beautiful people.